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BRANDON: There was some debate as to whether or not this page would get us sued. Maybe I shouldn’t point that out…let’s move on to discuss the recharging deliciousness of SHOCK N AWE COLA energy drinks. I hope we get a real version of that as a promo item sometime. Great SDCC giveaway, I think.

ERIC: I think the biggest contribution I made to this part of the story was the touchy-feely New Agey boyfriend. I could write THAT tool for twenty pages.

BRANDON: Is that from your own experiences having a boyfriend like that? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

ERIC: I'm comfortable with who I am.

BRANDON: That makes one of us.

ERIC: Amanda's apartment is FILLED with alarm clocks and coffee makers. It's almost, but not quite, my dream house.

BRANDON: Well, I’m sure she could pack it to the rafters with high-impact firearms and old school sci-fi serials, just to make it perfect for you.

ERIC: Couldn't hurt.

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